10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"