10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• It's Free To Fold...
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike