10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- It's Free To Fold...
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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