10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."