10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)