10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe