10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.