10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.