10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"