10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- It's Free To Fold...
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth