10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"