10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd