10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright