10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."