10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack