10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!