10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Welcome to kicker school
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)