10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.