10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.