10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.