10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.