10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "No river, no fish."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003