10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.