10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth