10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim