10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer