10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers