10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-