10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"