10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe