10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters