10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks