10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Welcome to kicker school
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."