10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd