10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• im going to 2 out you to death