10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is for loners.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!