10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown