10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.