10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Fold and live to fold again
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike