10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.