10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.