10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth