10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer