10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak