10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.