10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."