10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"