10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."