10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "No river, no fish."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill