10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)